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What do you mean there's been no change for ages? I changed my underpants only last month! True, the smell was scaring horses so it had to be done, but never-the-less. I say, welcome to our amazing little site. So witty and charming it wears a fantastic hat at a jaunty angle.

On a more serious note, the site is looking a bit bland at the moment so it is due a little upgrade. Watch this space folks!

Top Rated Crap-Parking

09-08-2008
Thoughtless arsehole!
York, Yorkshire
I would regard this as extremely crap parking! Not only had they parked right outside the front door and not even in a space by the side of the disabled car park but they also parked covering the drop ... more
Votes: 25
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30-10-2009
Child Safety
Sax, Valencia
In the age of child safety and cotton wool parents it seems the Spanish don’t really give a shit and think nothing of double parking outside the school. ... more
Votes: 1

20-04-2007
Pay and Display
Castleford, Yorkshire
Parked outside the car park on 2 sets of double yellow, without a pay and display ticket. They might as well spray painted on the car "Please give me a god damn parking ticket you arsehole ticket ... more
Votes: 1

20-09-2008
Inconsiderate arsehole
Inverness, Inverness-shire
Parked on a footpath used by many people including women with young children and prams. They have to go into the road near a dangerous bend. ... more
Votes: 8

06-01-2008
The Special One
Leeds, Yorkshire
It seems that some people think that parking rules don’t apply to them and that they can park wherever they want despite numerous car parks situated around the city, which incidentally are free ... more
Votes: 3

03-01-2007
SMART Arse
Castleford, Yorkshire
As wonky as Heather Mills peg leg. ... more
Votes: 2
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