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What do you mean there's been no change for ages? I changed my underpants only last month! True, the smell was scaring horses so it had to be done, but never-the-less. I say, welcome to our amazing little site. So witty and charming it wears a fantastic hat at a jaunty angle.

On a more serious note, the site is looking a bit bland at the moment so it is due a little upgrade. Watch this space folks!

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Advertise With Us! (updated price plan!)Advertise With Us! - You know, its a harsh dog-eat-dog world out there pardners, and we feel your pain. You hard working business folks out there who need cheap advertising space for your online store: HERE IT IS! Check out the prices, gasp in anticipation and then ring up your great aunt Ethel who you haven't spoken to since that embarrassing french kiss incident at the family Christmas party 1993(Hey, it was dark, how was I to know?) and let her know too. The fact is ladies and gentlemen we will be removing all profit making links from the Links page pretty soon and offering cheap advertising space for all profit making websites. Hey it's a tough world out there kid, and if I was Han Solo i'd.... (hang on, where am going with this?). Anyway, take a butchers and see what you think...(More info)

Amazon.comSelling our souls to the devil - You might have noticed guys and gal's that theres a whack-off great Amazon search engine on the right hand side of the website. "Why is that?" I hear you plead. Well folks, everytime you buy something through that there search engine we get a few coppers rattling into our christmas coffers. So get searching on it and buying that last gasp Christmas present for the wife or her God-awful mother-in-law. Please.... please i'm begging you, take her with you...

Top Rated Crap-Parking

09-08-2008
Thoughtless arsehole!
York, Yorkshire
I would regard this as extremely crap parking! Not only had they parked right outside the front door and not even in a space by the side of the disabled car park but they also parked covering the drop ... more
Votes: 13
Random Submissions

29-07-2008
Stall Hog
Edmonton, Alberta
Eco unfriendly shopping trip. Probably went to the mall for a pack of cigarettes. ... more
Votes: 3

15-02-2008
Outside Ralph’s on Ventura Blvd. California.
Los Angeles, California
synchronised mis-parking. ... more
Votes: 3

29-06-2008
Clio Crunch
Leeds, Yorkshire
Not the best parking job! ... more
Votes: 2

08-07-2007
Tranny
Wakefield, Yorkshire
I think this picture says it all really! I’m just not too sure what he was trying to do but he obviously got bored and stopped! ... more
Votes: 4

09-04-2008
Grounded limo on a bollard
City of London, Middlesex
This hapless chauffeur caused a gridlock after misjudging his tricky manoeuvre and lodging his £40,000 vehicle on a two-foot high steel bollard. ... more
Votes: 5