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What do you mean there's been no change for ages? I changed my underpants only last month! True, the smell was scaring horses so it had to be done, but never-the-less. I say, welcome to our amazing little site. So witty and charming it wears a fantastic hat at a jaunty angle.

On a more serious note, the site is looking a bit bland at the moment so it is due a little upgrade. Watch this space folks!

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Top Rated Crap-Parking

09-08-2008
Thoughtless arsehole!
York, Yorkshire
I would regard this as extremely crap parking! Not only had they parked right outside the front door and not even in a space by the side of the disabled car park but they also parked covering the drop ... more
Votes: 14
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28-02-2008
Read the sign
Opole, Opolskie
It means IT IS ALLOWED TO PARK THERE ONLY IF ENTIRE CAR IS ON THE PAVEMENT/SIDEWALK. No wheel of any car can stay on the street if parking ... more
Votes: 2

08-05-2007
Thats Plumb Crap-Parking(Tm) !
Dewsbury, Yorkshire
Forgive me the awful pun, my anus was chomping at the bit whilst I was thinking of a title and so I had to quickly type one before legging it to the throne room. Anyway, surely this jeep type thingy m ... more
Votes: 1

23-10-2007
I fought in the war for you!
Barnsley, Yorkshire
Classic old person parking. ... more
Votes: 3

04-02-2007
Don’t scratch it, please!
Darlington, Durham
This prize idiot obviously didn’t want their pride and joy to get scratched, so they parked right in the middle of two bays so that nobody could get near it. ... more
Votes: 4

20-02-2008
That’s not so Smart, warden
Luton, Bedfordshire
A DOZY traffic warden tipped up his Smart car when he tried to snoop on parkers. The sneaky jobsworth drove into a car park with a 15ft camera mast to spy on drivers who hadn’t paid. But he for ... more
Votes: 13