Ta-dar! Look at the pretty pictures! Yes thats right! It’s every Grandma’s worst
nightmare come true! Crap-Parking has gone global and theres nothing you can do about it, Senor Alfonso... DAMN YOU!!!
Ahem, anyway, BEHOLD! We hold aloft these pictures of stupidity like chalices of the Gods for you
to worship, mouth agape, with a sliver of drool hanging from your gobsmacked expression! Gaze in awe
and wonder at the sheer ignorance of drivers who are obviously from a generation of slack-jawed
yokel’s that still throw rocks at the moon. Have at you! Feel my blade!
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SITE WORKING AGAIN - Thats right you sexy mofo’s the site is back up for you
to post those scanned pictures of your mother-in-law in compromising positions you only find
in those magazines where people send in *cough* pictures of their wives. Not that I know anything
about things like that you understand. A "friend" told me about them... Umm... Is that the time?
Must dash, got to catch a bus you know *woosh*!
Site Problems - Unfortunately we seem to be having some technical difficulties at the moment -
the image upload bit seems to have gone a bit AWOL, but the search has been fixed. Please be patient
whilst we deal with the problems by pulling our shirts over our heads and running around screaming and
setting fire to ourselves.
Site Down (now back up) - You may have noticed that the site has been down lately. We were being
professional about it by running around the place with the tails of our shirts on fire and jumping through windows.
Anyway, all back to normal now except for a few glitches: Any images posted after 28th April won't show up on the site.
Muchas aplogies for this but any new images posted will be fine, so feel free to repost any image you did that doesn't
show up. I'd already packed my bags and taken the money in a 1970’s Adidas sports bag and was stood on Hull docks
waiting to be smuggled to Amsterdam until the site magically got sorted out by the elves and the pixies of my back garden.
Lawks-lawdy-miss-Clawdy! You’ll notice that the site has expanded to incorporate lots of other
countries! This is because we've been receiving pictures of Crap-Parking incidents from all over
this world. And so, with the power of foresight we at Crap-Parking have dipped our very short hands
into our very deep pockets and bought the www.crap-parking.com
domain name to make the site a bit more friendly towards everyone around the world. We’re even hoping E.T. will
drop by the site sometime and show us his glowing member. That way we can expand out even further and cast
our net across the galaxy, and then the universe, conquering all life-forms on our way and becoming
eventual God’s. You may lay all your dusky maidens at our feet for our bidding. Well, you know, as
long as the missus doesn’t have something to say about it.
Unless you live on Planet Zorg you’re sure to have what you Earthlings call a mobile
hand held telephone. The good thing about these ingenious devices is that normally you can
take pictures on them of either your mates drunkardly trying to shag a road cone, or indeed
a picture of your good lady in a position that would make a whore blush. “Yeah so what?”
I hear you say. Well my fine egg and bacon sandwich, now we've got a number you can use
to send us your Crap-Parking pics whilst you’re out with your gran visiting Shackletons
to buy her another chair to replace the one she pissed in. Think of it as Crap-Parking on the go!
Just send us your pic, where it was taken, and any text with your amusing comments in it. “What
is this glorious number!? I must have it or I shall simply die!!” I now hear you cry!
Well guys and gals the number is: 07943927877 or if you’re abroad or on your jollies
its +447943927877. Get texting you sex monkeys!
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 03-01-2007 | Very SMART! Leeds, Yorkshire Days earlier this driver boasted to his friends that he could poke both his eyes out with cheese and herd bread sticks and still drive his Smart car! (Although he did manage to at least get it into th ... more |
 13-02-2008 | Dimwit mini driver Colchester, Essex Small car, small brain or penis! Well my car went through that gap TRUCKS CANT DIMWIT!!!!!!!!! ... more |
 26-11-2007 | Two boots on the curb Leeds, Yorkshire If you must drive a ugly, bland and excessively big bus type thing then at least try and park it properly. That doesn’t mean with 2 wheels on the pavement! ... more |
 28-02-2008 | Read the sign Opole, Opolskie It means IT IS ALLOWED TO PARK THERE ONLY IF ENTIRE CAR IS ON THE PAVEMENT/SIDEWALK. No wheel of any car can stay on the street if parking ... more |
 10-03-2007 | White Van Man Doncaster, Yorkshire This white van man is so thick that when he saw the "Car Park" sign he thought he had to park on the road as he was driving a van! It may be true! ... more |
 11-07-2007 | Late for school again! Warwick, Warwickshire This is a persistent offender, and the location is a fertile ground for rubbish parking. Note the position of the offside front wheel, then think about where the nearside wheel must be, let alone the ... more |
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