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Well howdy doody! Welcome back to Crap-Parking! We’ve been away for a few days updating the site. I won’t bore you with the details but just believe me it was so hi-tec it wouldn’t have looked out of place in that space bar in Star Wars. One of the major changes is the search. Now you’ll find it is just a search text box a la Facebook on the top right above the social bookmarking links.

But here we are, back with your fabulous pictures and comments of the worlds stupidest drivers who choose to park as they please. There are still some glitches to sort out but all good things come to those who wait. Have at you! Feel my blade!

Top Rated Crap-Parking
Italian parking
11-02-2008

Italian parking

Rome, Lazio
Roma
 (4 votes)
junction was pretty noisy. It’s true, Italian drivers honk horns constantly. There also seemed to be a near endless supply of Police cars and Ambulances up and down this stretch of road. Although I dont know what this car was doing parked in the middle of the road! ... more
Random Submissions
£10 cut and blow
27-04-2007

£10 cut and blow

Leeds, Yorkshire
Bridge Street
 (3 votes)
This yuppie sports car driver has is doing one of 2 things.Either A he is getting his melon cut and styled in "Howard" unisex hair stylists, which seem highly unlikely as the cars top is down and would mess it up or B he is in the unmarked brothel on ... more
Spooky!
06-04-2007

Spooky!

Castleford, Yorkshire
Xscape car park
 (2 votes)
Its good Friday and the Xscape and Junction 32 shopping outlet are jam packed full of day-trippers, so in the wisdom of this plank he decides to near the back of the car park and take up 2 spots. Very generous! (I also seemed to capture the spirit of Les ... more
Traffic cocks!
24-10-2008

Traffic cocks!

Alicante, Valencia
Avinguda del Doctor Gadea
 (1 votes)
Parked across the pavement and the junction. More illegal parking from the Alicante Police. ... more
Cant Buy Taste!
14-08-2010

Cant Buy Taste!

City of London, Middlesex
Harrods
 (2 votes)
A Koenigsegg CCXR worth ?1.2m and a Lamborghini Murcielago worth ?350,000 - both in the fetching colour of turquoise - were parked outside the Qatari royal family’s latest acquisition when they were spotted by traffic wardens. The cars were initially given tickets and then clamped, to the amazement of passers-by who ... more
Window Lickers
06-05-2007

Window Lickers

Leeds, Yorkshire
Bridge End, Leeds Bridge.
 (2 votes)
The restaurant door is open ready for all the window lickers to get back into their car or litlle bus or whatever this vehicle is. After having pizza I’d hate to see the windows in the next 15 minutes. ... more
Poor Parking
14-02-2008

Poor Parking

Hunt Valley, Maryland
Hunt Valley Car Park
 (3 votes)
Either it was bad parking day today or it’s always bad parking day and I just happened to notice it today. ... more
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